Patrick MacFarlane

Corrupt a wish!

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In this game,  everyone who posts  should grant the wish of the post ahead of them and then come up with a way that it could be corrupted ( in a relevant way). For example: 

<starting post > I wish I wasn't so poor

<next post> Granted but... now you're bombarded with charity requests. 

I wish I could get a new phone

 

<next post> ...

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I wish I could get a new phone

Granted, but now your number is available to telemarketers of sexual paraphernalia.

I wish I had a new car.

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Granted, but it's covered with saliva. 

I wish I could fly.

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You have a coffee tap at your desk.

You are brutally murdered for your coffee tap desk.

I wish I was a baller

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Granted. But you have no skills and get injured you're first game.

I wish i had a roll of sushi.

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Granted, but you get fired because his douchiness is the only thing keeping your job.

I wish I were god

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Granted, but you get sick and have to stay home the rest of the month.

I wish I had some pancakes.

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Granted, but you are arrested after trying to assassinate McCartney (It would be Lennon, but trying to stay reasonable with the living and such).

I wish I had a personal masseuse.

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Granted but it's a hairy man who rubs mayonnaise all over you.

I wish i had an intelligent robot to do my bidding.

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