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Adam Sutler    0
9 minutes ago, Wascana said:

 

Ok, you grow a tenth of an inch.

I wish Justin Bieber never became famous.

Granted, Justin Bieber never becomes famous.

Justin Trudeau is now the equivalent of Justin Bieber; he's also still the Prime Minister.

 

I wish that people could be more well-mannered.

 

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Am a muppet.

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BlackAsLight    18
On 27/12/2016 at 7:38 PM, Adam Sutler said:

Granted, Justin Bieber never becomes famous.

Justin Trudeau is now the equivalent of Justin Bieber; he's also still the Prime Minister.

 

I wish that people could be more well-mannered.

 

Granted. People are so well mannered that well mannered no longer exist and no one is well mannered

 

I wish people currupted wishes better

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Kayser    265

Granted but your computer has a virus that discloses all of your personal information to a deepweb info trader 

 

I wish for a wish without corruption. 

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BlackAsLight    18
On 17/01/2017 at 0:42 AM, Kayser said:

Granted but your computer has a virus that discloses all of your personal information to a deepweb info trader 

 

I wish for a wish without corruption. 

Granted, but nothing happens. 

 

I wish for the alliance to give me $1,000,000,000.00 

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Deus    668
5 hours ago, BlackAsLight said:

Granted, but nothing happens. 

 

I wish for the alliance to give me $1,000,000,000.00 

Granted, but we took it back with your money and resources.

 

I wish you would corrupt my wish.

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Lamort    134
30 minutes ago, BlackAsLight said:

 

I wish for a potato 

 

Granted, but potato follows you around and makes everything you say sound pervy~

 

I wish for some good food.

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Deus    668
4 hours ago, Nickel said:

Granted, but you always have to steal it from a hungry drifter

 

I wish i owned a space shuttle 

Granted, but it's imaginary.

I wish you would corrupt my wish.

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Sargun    295
On 1/19/2017 at 2:38 PM, BlackAsLight said:

Granted, but you can't turn visible.

 

I wish for a potato to turn this pervy~

I like chips

 

Your wish is granted - a potato turns as perverted as the sentence fragment "I like chips" is; that is to say, not at all.

 

I wish for a tasty sandwich.

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Lamort    134
6 minutes ago, Sargun said:

 

Your wish is granted - a potato turns as perverted as the sentence fragment "I like chips" is; that is to say, not at all.

 

I wish for a tasty sandwich.

 

Granted, but instead of ham inside it's Blackie's soggy potato chips.

 

I wish for a 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio.

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Sargun    295
1 minute ago, Lamort said:

 

Granted, but instead of ham inside it's Blackie's soggy potato chips.

 

I wish for a 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio.

 

"instead of ham"

 

Ham isn't good sandwich food so the wish is even better.  Thanks!

 

You receive the 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio, but only because you kill 1,000 soldiers and lose 1 in your only battle of the war.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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BlackAsLight    18
13 hours ago, Sargun said:

 

"instead of ham"

 

Ham isn't good sandwich food so the wish is even better.  Thanks!

 

You receive the 1000:1 military destroyed/lost ratio, but only because you kill 1,000 soldiers and lose 1 in your only battle of the war.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but you are a fish that can't breath in water

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emperorpenguin    155
1 minute ago, Ulfric Stormcloak said:

Granted, but homework is renamed to studywork and you get tons of it for the rest of your life...

I wish I were at the beach...

 

granted, but its a rock beach in space that punctures your space suit and impales you, leaving you with a horribly painful wound that you cannot remove or die.

 

I wish that I was the smartest man alive.

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1 minute ago, emperorpenguin said:

granted, but its a rock beach in space that punctures your space suit and impales you, leaving you with a horribly painful wound that you cannot remove or die.

 

I wish that I was the smartest man alive.

 

Granted, but then your so smart you realize life is a giant disappointment and end up with crippling depression...

I wish I owned the moon

 

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emperorpenguin    155
Just now, Ulfric Stormcloak said:

 

Granted, but then your so smart you realize life is a giant disappointment and end up with crippling depression...

I wish I owned the moon

 

 

granted, but then you realize that the moon is a lie.

 

i wish that i didn't have crippling depression

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