Patrick MacFarlane

Corrupt a wish!

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Granted, but your super power is to know things that have happened after they happened. You are the news.

I wish I owned some Weefeee.

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Granted, but it lags all day and allows viruses to destroy every device in your house.

I wish I could drive a truck.

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Granted, but you never learned how to drive a truck so you cant get it to run without stalling.

I wish my Coffee wasn't stale.

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Granted, but there is poison in it that kills you by making you turn to goo on the inside.

I wish I could learn to drive a truck.

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Granted the puppy is named Lucky and he is being held by Awesomeface1122 when he is ran over by the truck. 

 

I wish I could teleport to places I want to go.

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Granted, but it's made of apples similar to the one the witch gave sleeping beauty and you suffer a similar fate as hawt.

I wish i had a cake; a chocolate cake.

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Granted, you are now one of the wooden "gods" from the Congo and you burn to ashes in a mysterious fire.

I wish i had a black bike this time.

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Granted, however your black bike is made out of Legos, and its blocky wheels cannot bear the weight of a human being.

I wish I had a potato.

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Granted, but it gets blown out of the sky 2 minutes after take off by 50 missiles.

I wish I could heal myself instantly.

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Granted, but the cure isn't profitable enough to be used on a grand scale.

I wish I could ice skate like a beautiful butterfly.

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At leat I don't have cancer anymore! 

Granted, but you are attacked by a random kid with an ak cause he hates butterflies.

I wish I could win the lottery.

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granted but then a single cat walks through the room and your dominion over their brains crumbles

I wish to be the dictator of a small country in the Pacific ocean where I can rule with an iron fist and retain almost no media attention in the international community 

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Granted, but then after an "accident" you get blown up by an American nuke.

I wish I was the herald of awesome stuff.

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(Lmao, that was completely random.)

Granted, but you are quickly removed because someone else is more awesome.

I wish I could have infinite wishes.

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