Patrick MacFarlane

Corrupt a wish!

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( you posted literally at the same time as me, it was for wish before but wtf it works for you too)

Granted, but you can only wish for ways to hurt yourself.

I wish I could control the internet.

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Granted, but it has rabies and mauls you to death, then rapes your family.

I wish I was the king of the world.

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Lmao, ok I will ruin both of your wishes then. 

Robert, your hearing becomes too great, and all of the noises around you are so loud that you can't decipher what anything is.

Awe, you become an assassin, but you are the Assassin from Assassins Creed that jumps into a Wagon of Hay and breaks his leg, and you must become a Skyrim Guard for the rest of you life, complaining about how you used to be an assassin. 

I wish I could be so fancy.

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Granted, but they are made with infected diseases.

I wish I could always find a pen that works when I want to.

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Infectious diseases, w.e.

Granted, but you become too good at math, and figure out when the apocalypse is going to happen so you kill yourself so you don't have to tell anyone.

I wish my pink pens were all black ink. 

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Granted, but only you and a really annoying boy survive, and he kills you by eating you.

I wish I could slap you.

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(lol, but I already committed suicide, muahaha.)

Granted, but in return you get sent to jail for physical harassment and get slapped by all of the other inmates. 

I wish I could be invincible. 

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Granted, but you accidentally slip and decapitate yourself

I wish I had a nuke so I can get rid of the UN. 

Edited by Augustus Caesar
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