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  1. 11 points
  2. 11 points
    Will vote later, busy winning wars rn
  3. 9 points
    My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 23, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your poll gave me cancer anyway.
  4. 9 points
    Oh dear. @Goomy, remember my jokes? Yeah, its happening. WARNING These jokes are about as racist/sexist/just downright as offensive as possible. They are made in Jest and may not reflect my views WARNING
  5. 8 points
    MAKE SURE YOU HAVE MADE AND VERIFIED A FORUM ACCOUNT BEFORE APPLYING. If you are applying, please make a new topic with the following information: Ingame Ruler: Link to Nation: Previous Alliances and reasons for leaving: (put n/a if you're new to the game) Do you owe anything(money, resources etc) to anybody in the game? Recruited by: Did you receive a message titled 'Hi there' from anybody in our alliance? If yes, who?(put N/A if none) : All nations will be put through the academy.
  6. 7 points
    Bravely bold Sir Koso Rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, Oh brave Sir Koso. He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Koso. He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Koso. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his penis Brave Sir Koso ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Koso turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Koso!
  7. 7 points
    First off - sorry for the long story, but I'm betting you will think it is worth it. My family has gone camping for a week every summer. Many of the other families that also went every year would occasionally have the kids bring a friend. When I was about 11, my cousin brought a friend who was a year younger than I, and it was immediately obvious she was crushing on me. Every year the same thing; she'd show up, and I would try to avoid her, she following me around, etc. When I was 15 I got a job and stopped going camping on that trip during the summers and I didn't see her until that magical day a few years later... That magical day: It had been almost two and a half years. I had recently turned 17 and running varsity for my cross country team. We went to a CC meet many hours away which required us to stay the night at a hotel. While I was preparing for our race, I thought I saw a familiar face... that girl from a few years ago, although taller and more grown up... a young woman... I swore it off, didn't think much of it, finished the warm up, and ran my race. After the race and awards ceremony, we went back to our hotel, showered, went to eat dinner, before returning back to our hotel which of course we immediately elected to use the sauna and pool a few times, as well as a whole shitload of ice that was put out by all the teams in the grass. we would go in the sauna, then roll in the ice before jumping in the pool. We did that a few times before we decided to sit in the hot tub. It had been a great day; not a lot of eye candy, so we just joked around, threw a ball back and forth, and made fun of each other. Suddenly, one of the guys said "holy shit - that candy is amazing"... him and two other guys could see her, and I could tell they agreed, me and the fifth had our back to the pool, so we couldn't see and you sure as hell can't turn around and look all at the same time. So... I took one of the little balls floating in the hot tub and flipped it up in the air making it land behind me so I could turn around and reach for it and get a peek in at the candy while I'm "reaching for that ball that was accidentally throw over my head"... I peeked, and In my head I thought "whoa, shit... that's Natalie... she has grown up!" Adam, the guy that first spotted her said "I call dibs" at which point I promptly knew he had no chance... Natalie had spotted me and I could tell she was coming to talk to me... I turned around and flipped the ball at Adam saying "you got no shot" with a smile on my face. Adam said, "man she's walking this way, I think she's coming to the hot tub, she's looking at me!" I couldn't tell him I knew it was for me. We went quiet as she stepped in to the hot tub and she sat between Adam and me. I was ready right then, thank god for those bubbles of the hot tub. She said, "how you guys doing tonight?" I was silent and Adam chirped up with his typical game thinking the interest was for him... he started talking about our team, "did you know we won the team competition today? ...we had four guys in the top twenty...", she said "oh yeah, I know. I was watching your team." and she looked at me with those beautiful eyes she always had, the only thing that was a little bit alluring to me many years earlier, but now they seemed so much more... I don't know, it was probably the lack of blood in my brain because of everything else she had going on... you know, those big beautiful... eyes... Anyway, she made some more small talk with everyone, before she leaned over to me and whispered in my ear "I'm in room 322, meet me there in 20 minutes" (I still remember the room number to this day - LOL). She got up and left the pool area at which point Adam, who was the only real player of the five of us pushed me all the way under water which was a struggle for me, because I didn't want them to know I was packing a rock in my pants, so I sort of rolled up in to the fetal position with my legs and my arms sprawled out trying to get my head above water. Adam said "what the hell did she say to you?", I told him the truth and he didn't believe me at all... no one did, they laughed... they all talked about "wanting to taste the candy" or whatever they were saying, and eventually they all decided to jump in the pool before going back to the sauna... in the meantime I waited in the hot tub to cool myself off... I don't think anyone believed me when I said it... and no one ever knew about my trip to her room... Let me explain (this is sort of embarrassing)... I returned to my room, showered quick and then went to her floor. I knocked on the door, which she promptly opened. I walked in her room and noticed her coach on a chair at the end of the hallway, but my mind was immediately drawn to a towel wrapped around her. The door closed and she dropped the towel... oh snap, its happening again... A quick sidebar: At this point you may think it is going down the path of being a story straight out of penthouse, but unfortunately that was not the case... let me elaborate... Within ten second, there was a knock on the door. Naked, Natalie pushed past me and checked the peep hole... "oh fuck, it's my coach" she whispered... "hide on the balcony!"... I tiptoed across to the sliding door opening it, going through, and closing it behind me... I made the decision to jump from one balcony to the next one over - which I did before crawling in to a ball out of sight behind the concrete wall. About thirty seconds later I could hear the door open, someone stepped out briefly, and then the door closed once again.. I was about to look or say something, but I choose not to... good thing, it apparently was the coach. Another thirty seconds went by and the door comes open again, Natalie whispered "Phil...". I got up and jumped across to her balcony... going back in to her room... "lets begin again" I said with increasing confidence. We both smiled and we kissed, and I thought damn it, this is going to happen!! I was pumped up. Literally. I was ready, she was naked, and... the door card swiper beeped, opening about three inches before the latch chain stopped the door. I thought "DAMN IT!!!" we both ran to the door, she said to her roommate who was trying to come in, give me a second, I'm changing" and she threw a towel on before pushing me in to the bathroom. She got the towel all the way around her and whispered to me when she closed the door "lay in the tub and leave when you can!" so I closed the shower curtain and laid in the wet tub... "FUCK" I thought... "this blows!" she let her roommate in the door, told her she just HAD to look out from the balcony and moved her towards the sliding door and out to the balcony... I snuck out the door. Her roommate apparently never noticed... I walked down the hallway with my penis tucked up in to my belt line, and my shirt and shorts covered with water... My "magical night" ended like a line of kids who were taking turns kicking me in the balls. I never tasted that candy. I imagine it tasted like strawberries or skittles or something. I'm such a fucking loser.
  8. 7 points
    Sargun is like Rambo, every time there's some shit going down we call him out of retirement for one last job and it's always a fucking massacre. Micchan is like Good Will Hunting, young shitposting savant that refuses to do anything with their talent. Rin and I whore ourselves out for reputation points sometimes. But being a shitposter is a way of life, it's not something you can do part time.
  9. 7 points
    Have you heard of something called a plane
  10. 7 points
    You pretend to be a big strong alliance like Black Knights. I pretend to be a submissive little protectorate like Shuriken. You walk in on my private government forums and see all my chatlogs exposed and leaking out. You get excited and your military rapidly expands to its limit. You tie me up in a web of treaties and open me up with a DoW. You tease me with a few airstrikes, and then pound me with ground attack after ground attack until all my resources spill out. I beg for a white peace, but you come back for round 2. You switch tactics and do a naval attack. "N-no", I cry out. "I trade from there!". You lean down and whisper into my ear: "Ayy lmao".
  11. 7 points
    Reading the title, I first thought it would be about building a clone army to fight wars for us But anyway, wouldn't it be better to grow the organ individually instead of cloning a whole human? I think that if we really have to clone brain dead human for their organ then it really should be done when there are no other options (e.g. no suitable organ donors).
  12. 6 points
    Use or no use, they're an inherently irreplaceable part of our theme and the fantasy environment that we try to replicate. They help with the atmosphere, recruitment and the mystical feeling you get when you first join. Whether I shout it out loud, participate/create events or talk in our channels, I am stoneward for life, and that's all that matters to me and a lot of other people. It's more about the feeling than the use.
  13. 6 points
    - I will never forgive TKR - TKR is my enemy now - TKR is garbage - I am invincible to TKR now - Mark my words , TKR shall fall- What I said in a fit of rage Hi, you all know me as your ex-member and that one-day I got wiped out by all of you so I just went on a rampage and said horrible things. Now, I recant for what I have said against you guys and wish to move on. I also repent for my abrupt attacks on your nations and will never do so again. I am deeply sorry my anger got the best of me and made me do those terrible acts. Please forgive me TKR, I do not mean these things anymore
  14. 6 points
    If you didn't exist I'd still be in Rose, doing my thing.
  15. 6 points
    Technically, the egg. Two birds that weren't chickens had to lay an egg that then hatched a chicken. Also, eggs came before birds ever existed. So not even "technically the egg" - scientifically proven the egg came before not only the chicken but its direct ancestors.
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