Lord of Puns

Bulbasaur at 0 is criminal

Purple stronk, but where’s the salmon?

Which one of you heathens is using shower soap on your hands 

Pompeii was actually relatively survivable. You just had to be rich. Now Herculaneum on the other hand… 

It’s honestly whatever is closest to me

My guy put bee sphere as an actual consideration

Get your nasty food out of my water.

Burgers are definitely harder to fuck up, but they're equally difficult to get perfect. A good dog though... yeaaaa buddy

Confirmed vanilla pudding is an atrocity 

I promise to be inactive, but it sounds fun