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Skitter

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  1. 24 minutes ago, Patrick MacFarlane said:

    Alex and Taylor. In conjunction with the anime avatar I can 100% say I have no idea if you are a female or male. I am going to assume male since women seem to be outliers in this forum. Still though, I apologize for my lengthy reply last night. I honestly have little to no memory about typing any of that

    Taylor.... hmmmm..... anyone read worm by Wildbow?

  2. Now I have your attention.

    I need a new name, and I want YOU to choose. the best suggestions will go to poll.

    And before you all call me a liar:

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  3. Same warnings as before

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    How do you make a baby float?

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    Take your foot off it's head.

     

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    Why don't Mexicans have driving ed and driving ed on the same day?

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    The donkey needs a rest

     

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    What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet?

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    The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

     

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    Feminism 

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    What's the difference between cancer and Black people?

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    Cancer got Jobs.

     

     

  4. Oh dear. @Goomy, remember my jokes? Yeah, its happening.

    WARNING These jokes are about as racist/sexist/just downright as offensive as possible. They are made in Jest and may not reflect my views WARNING

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    What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween?

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    Free delivery.

     

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    How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

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    Flip it upside-down.

     

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    How do you swat 200 flies at one time?

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    Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan

     

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    What is a redneck virgin?

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    A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers. 

     

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    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

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    One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

     

     

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  5. 5 minutes ago, Azaghul said:

    Greece's economy being shit is mostly good for tourists because it makes things cheaper.

    I was in Turkey and Greece last April and May, the refugee crisis wasn't as bad as it is now but it was still an issue, and I hardly noticed it when I was there.  I felt very safe in Turkey even though at one point I was only 300 miles from the Syrian border.  Tourists are largely insulated from all of it.

    Aye, it makes things cheaper, but you can visibly see the problem in places. and between the time you were there and now, the situation in Turkey has gone to hell in a hand basket. They have basically closed borders. Tensions are high and the UK foreign office has issued a travel warning https://www.gov.uk/foreign-travel-advice/turkey.

    "There is a high threat from terrorism. Attacks could be indiscriminate and could affect places visited by foreigners. A number of terrorist groups are active in Turkey." and as well as the bombings, "There is a threat of kidnapping near the Syrian border in Turkey."

  6. 10 minutes ago, Azaghul said:

    The great thing about southeastern Europe: Turkey, Greece, Croatia, etc. is that they are about 30-40% cheaper than western Europe.

    true, but Greece is broke (The EU almost collapsed over there unpaid loans) and all of them, Turkey especially, are slap in the middle of the current migrant crisis. I would avoid for a couple months at least.

    2 minutes ago, Cenna said:

    I can agree to that the US has a lot of diversity but me living here I don't see it as much except for when you go north and they ask you what's sweet tea. Then you go to Europe and there's so many different languages and ideals and art and history 

     

    5 minutes ago, Azaghul said:

    One advantage about Europe has over North America or Australia, or parts of Asia, is that there's a lot more diversity packed into a smaller area.  It's often only a few hours train ride to another country.  There is diversity between US states but it's not the same degree of contrast.  The US and Australia have cultures, but we don't have the same degree of diversity within such close proximity.

    All of these places are what they are through massive British influence. Just sayin' :P

  7. 16 minutes ago, Alex Taylor said:

    There's the castles. Other continents don't have castles. There's culture (unlike Australia). Proper football. Variety of food. 

    All the food variety has foreign influence, and Australia is made up of our convicts, so Australians don't realy count

  8. Just now, Cenna said:

    Ok I have heard that Paris isn't all its cracked up to be though

    What you have heard of is probably a romanticised version. just remember, Paris is a capital city, and shares all the problems of a capital city.

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  9. On 01/02/2016 at 10:56 PM, InvincibleLeek said:

    And the world is not ready

    For a female president. 

    If she wins, one of two things will happen: chocolate imports will double, or america will declare war every month.

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