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7 hours ago, Nakool25 said:

you are gone be easily invaded if u play as a small country in europe

But that’s all part of the fun!

I really enjoyed an ironman game i played has Cyprus, I’d originally planned to go for Kingdom of Jerusalem but chose the other option on the succession event, i managed to fight off the ottomans then the Mameluks and take on an alliance of Venice, The Knights and Crete whilst Venice was distracted, i took Crete but failed to take Rhodes.

Then i pretty much hung around Cyprus surrounded by Ottomans i invested tall in Cyprus an with no allies waiting for the day they’d finally break me.

Then i got out an started colonising , Cypriot Columbia & Cypriot Louisiana, circumnavigated the globe an started colonising the spice islands, Spain, Britain and the Commonwealth was my allies, Spain had swallowed France an Portugal after personal unions and the Commonwealth swallowed Austria.

I lost Cypriot Columbia an Louisiana to natives, i spread myself to thin an just didn’t have the capabilities to protect em plus colonial ai  but the spice islands never had any threat so i kept em, took alaska an california , then lost California towards the end.

But the time had come for me to strike against the ottomans in the 1700’s , i took greece an constantinople then pushed into Turkey , i never took Jerusalem the Mamluks took full advantage of the Ottoman collapse an pushed upwards towards Turkey.

I’d gone into the game expecting to be wiped out, but i stuck around an ended up with a nice little empire.

The Knights of Rhodes also survived the entire game without ever gaining or losing any territory.

I really wanted to convert the save over to Victoria 2 but never got around to it.

On 6/10/2021 at 4:13 AM, Sorenia said:

I actually meant to put him up there. Whoops

I almost went with Scar, “be prepared” great disney villain song and Jeremy Irons great voice actor.

But i just had to remind you all that Gaston exists.

Gonna have to be Europa Universallis , i like CK, hearts of iron, Stellaris and City Skylines but the first paradox game i played was EU2 a long time ago and i loved it, but there’s not many games i can play like EU4, i never really grow tired of it.

I’m not a fan of playing as large nations from the start aswell i have a theme to playing, i play as small countries (1 province minors mostly) which no longer exist by the end date.

3 hours ago, AlexanderVonHresvelg said:

nnachi

Hittite

President

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@Arln Ping!

Gaston!

Why Gaston?

•No one's slick as Gaston
•No one's quick as Gaston
•No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
•There’s no man in town half as manly, he’s perfect, a pure paragon!
•No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

•As a specimen he’s intimidating

•No one fights like Gaston
•No one douses lights like Gaston
•In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
•He’s got biceps to spare

•Not a bit of hims scraggly or scrawny

•Every last inch of him’s covered in hair

•No one hits like Gaston

•No one matches wits like Gaston

•In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

•He’s especially good at expectorating

•He used to eat 4 dozen eggs now he eats 5 dozen eggs

•He’s roughly the size of a barge

•No one shoots like Gaston

•No one makes beauts like Gaston

•No one goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

•He uses antlers in all of his decorating

@Arln

Farewell and good luck!

7 hours ago, Mitsuru said:

According to the headline of this poll, the second coming of Jesus is a 10.

Guess i had one of those duh moments lol

2 hours ago, Mitsuru said:

Why no 9 then?

Maybe Jesus returning is 9 in that case i wanna know what’d be a 10.

1 hour ago, Angevin said:

The devil in me wants to say something crude and smutty.

 

 

 

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I should have expected it but curiosity got the better of me.

Has Herald of the People i am obligated to vote 1.

2 hours ago, Arln said:

I like this. My successor is much better than I. I only ponder why he shall not accept my nomination to be the honorable First Knight of the Stonewards. I do believe Joe here can do many great things. Godspeed

@Joe Schmo 

45 minutes ago, Angevin said:

God save the Queen is the most shitty and depressing crap going.

I like it, but... i think it should represent the UK as a whole, the Home Nations all have their own songs Land of my Fathers is great same goes for flower of Scotland, England should have Jerusalem.

The Black Country Anthem

It’s nice to know there’s others out there like me  

Barefoot if i have a choice, i only really wear slippers if someones dropped a glass or somethin

Discord... 

52 minutes ago, Arln said:

Notice the lack of the word of. I refuse to follow such tradition in this new age of polling