Vodkavsky

1 minute ago, BigMorf said:

Big Grape Juice guy. 

It's close for me between apple and grape juice, but I really like grape soda.

https://imgur.com/a/yRE82gM

Get juicy in the comments below

You gotta get intimate with your envelopes. Go on, give it a lick.

I don't see the option for Diet Green Tea (American style cold tea) from Publix, and the label says "with Ginseng and honey"

 

Do you remember

when December starts

in September

Slight sidenote, the desecration of corpses in any way sickens me well beyond any other act I can think of. Respect of someones corpse and what they want done with it is really their last and only possible request from the world, and they are powerless themselves to see it through, so it's important we fulfill it to give them basic respect as a human being. The only cases I can see otherwise are for literally the worst humans in all of history, like the top 10, but even then, the desecration of a corpse is just savage, and we ourselves become savage through the desecration of a corpse.

Ah damn I didn't read all my options carefully, but Kirks my second

5 minutes ago, Angevin said:

Is the old person in question The Creepy Lurker?

No, there's a reference image for an idea of the old man style that is launching a suprise attack. Also, because The Creepy Lurker has lurked all through the ages, he has a distinct strategic and tactical advantage after eons of examining experts in all forms of scenarios and settings, and your odds of loss are almost entirely certain.

https://imgur.com/a/UvNGffD

 

The elderly strike back, raise your weapon!

1 hour ago, Pewdiepie said:

@VodkavskyMate, you must have a lot of spare time on your hands to type that out. Or did you just copy and paste it from a website. 

Didn't take long to make, maybe an hour at the very very most.

Just about any animation in Courage the Cowardly Dog was horrifying, and I don't mean bad, I mean it scared the hell out of me.

19 hours ago, BigMorf said:

Someone is excited for a certain game that should be coming out this fall???? 

I actually have just been listening to lots of Retrowave music and had cyberpunk aesthetic on the brain, but good guess

15 minutes ago, Sargun said:

Dishonored is not steampunk.  Nobody uses steam for anything.  It's just got a Victorian-era setting.

Dang you're right. I tried to come up with 3 most popular for each category though

https://imgur.com/a/rjpwEy1

 

Steampunk vs. Cyberpunk; two very distinct styles, which do you like more? Why?

I hate sausage

Is Denmark real?
Yes
No

 

 

What would be the coolest megastructure to you, from the ones listed below:
Dyson Sphere (a hypothetical megastructure that completely encompasses a star and captures a large percentage of its power output)
Penrose Sphere (a black hole version of a dyson sphere)
Ringworld (around a star)
Attack Moon (like the Death Star)
Machineworld (planet completely overtaken by machinery, or completely artificial)

 

 

Do you believe the Earth is flat or spherical? (be honest):
Flat
Spherical

 

 

Which Sport do you prefer?
NASCAR
Chess

 

 

If only one could rule the world, which would you choose?
Luxembourg
Bhutan

 

 

Which era of historical study do you prefer?
Dawn of Man (Stone Age - Iron Age)
Classical
Medieval
Rennaisance
Colonial
Pre-1950 Modern
Modern

 

 

Which do you prefer?
Cyberpunk
Steampunk

What religion do you follow (parent religion includes all denominations)?
Atheism (no religion)
Agnosticism (maybe there's a god, idk)
Christianity
Islam
Bhuddism
Shintoism
Hinduism
Judaism
Paganism
Other (my religion is not listed)

 

 

Which of these underrated video games have you played?
Red Faction: Guerrilla
Immortal Redneck
Xenonauts
I have played all of them
I have not played any of them

 

 

A frail old man attempts to attack you, choose your weapon:
Chair
Monitor
Desk
Keyboard

 

 

Which do you prefer?
Skyrim
Minecraft

 

 

Which do you prefer?
Strategy/Map games
First/Third Person/Arcade shooter games

 

 

All your limbs suddenly change for the rest of your life to:
Heads (duplicates of your current head)
Arms
Legs

 

 

What would you rather eat?
Ice cream of your favourite flavour
Pizza of your favourite flavour
Five gallons of your favourite drink

 

 

How many kids do you want (can be less than the number of kids you have now)?
None
One
Two
Three
Four
Five.
Six...
Seven...
Eight?
You want Nine kids?
How on Earth can you take care of Ten kids?
Where are you even going to get Eleven kids?
Is it legal to own Twelve kids?
13
14
15
More... Number not listed...

 

 

Do you play games with mods when possible?
No
One to three, not many
Ten to Fifty mods usually
Fifty to One Hundred mods is about my limit
Two Hundred to Four Hundred mods.
I play with over Four Hundred mods when possible; My computer sputters in agony as I boot up the modded horror I have concocted, and once finished with one session of gaming, I grant my computer only a brief time of respite before dragging its half-corpse back to the stockade for my amusement. I am the God of this virtual world.

 

 

Which would be the coolest battle mount to see?
Narwhal
Grizzly Bear
Blue Whale
American Bison
African Elephant
Another Human Being

 

 

Which would you rather attempt to eat entirely (not including peel or skin)?
Lemon
Onion
Dragon Fruit
Ghost Pepper
Coconut

 

 

Which of these drinks would you prefer?
Water
Milk

 

 

You are now required to use your non-dominant hand whenever you eat. However, you can use which one of these utensils for that hand whenever you eat:
Spoon
Butter Knife
Steak Knife
Fork
Chopsticks
None

 

 

Don't stop me now:
Cuz I'm havin' a good time
I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me
I'm burning through the sky
200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit
I'm traveling at the speed of light

 

 

Which vehicle do you like most (any context)?
Motorcycle
Tricycle (motorized)
Car
Van
Truck
Tank
Jetski (or other single-person aquatic vehicle)
Boat
Ship (includes Yachts)
Submarine
Airplane
Glider
Rocket Ship
Space Ship
Teleporter

 

 

Which political extreme do you least like?
Communist
Fascist
Anarchist

 

 

Which political extreme do you most like?
Communist
Fascist
Anarchist

 

 

In your opinion, is the use and/or stockpiling of nuclear bombs necessary?
Yes
No

 

 

Which had the coolest style of military aesthetic in World War II?
Soviets
Nazis
Japanese
Americans
British
French
None of the above

 

 

What do you prefer your tables are made out of?
Wood
Metal
Glass
Plastic
None of the above

 

 

Are you keeping up with politics, either within your nation and/or internationally?
No, and I avoid politics as much as possible
No
Not intentionally, but I see stuff
A little bit
Yes
I am very interested in current politics
I am extremely interested in politics, in my nation and abroad
I am extremely interested in politics, in my nation and abroad, and I try my hardest to keep to date on the latest events in politics all around the world

 

 

If you had to choose only one of these to use for all foods (not drinks) forever, which would it be?
Cup
Bowl
Plate

Which do you prefer?
Humid Heat
Dry Heat
Humid Cold
Dry Cold
I like to be at exactly 72 degrees Fahrenheit room temperature, with 50% humidity

 

 

What colour do you wish your hair was?
Whatever it is now
Black
Brown
Red (natural)
Blonde (natural)
Red
Blue
Orange
Green
Purple
Pink
Rainbow
I wish I was bald

 

 

Which species would you want exterminated entirely?
Spiders
Roaches
Ants
Wasps & Hornets
Mosquitos
None, I like insects just like any other animal

 

 

Which planet of the solar system (besides Earth) do you find most interesting?
Mercury
Venus
Mars
Jupiter
Saturn
Uranus
Neptune
Pluto, and it IS a planet, damn it!

 

 

Squirrels:
Yes
No

 

 

Which music do you prefer?
Rap
Country

 

 

What type of videos do you currently watch most often on Youtube?
Make Up tutorials
Outdoor projects and building
Vehicle manufacturing and repair
Gardening, anything plants
Politics
Music
Gaming
Celebrities, talk shows, and similar
TV shows, but on Youtube
Space stuff, chemistry, indoor builds, history, and other very nerdy things
I do not watch Youtube for some reason

 

How many Chinas are there?
There is one China
There is one China, and one Taiwan
There is one China, one Taiwan, and one Hong Kong
Don't know/Don't Care

 

 

A suspicious individual begins approaching you from across the space port. You only have enough to stealthily equip behind your back one of these two:
Storm Trooper Blaster
Federation Phaser

 

 

Which would you rather fight while in a suit of armour, equipped with a shield and sword:
Fire-breathing dragon
Alien with a laser gun

 

Which of these two colours do you like more:

 

Black

White

 

A horde of one million zombies is approaching you at a jogging pace from the North. You are on a hilltop, the zombies are in a valley flanked by mountains. You have unlimited ammo, but still have to reload. Choose your weapon:

Lightsaber

Energy Sword

Bat'leth

Stationary Minigun (1,000 round belts)

Shotgun (pump, 16 shells)

Flamethrower (30 second fuel tanks [at full trigger pull])

1 hour ago, Reifsteck said:

also how did people like attack of the clones more than the phantom menace, doesn't make sense.

The clone troopers looked cool, despite people complaining that the CGI is bad. I just don't see it, I see cool space army men with lasers.

I like Star Trek more because it's meant to be mostly realistic, and provide a view into the future of mankind, and how it can survive difficulties and work together to solve issues, internal and external. While the shows to me younger were slow and boring, getting older, I enjoyed them more and Star Wars less, giving me the sense that Star Wars is better for a younger audience and Star Trek better for an older audience, but that's solely my experience. Both have their ups and downs. In the end though, I prefer Star Trek for reasons stated above, and because of the reasons stated above, it feels like it has a proper galaxy and universe, rather than Star Wars with usually one or two large governing bodies pushing most of the story.

17 minutes ago, Optima said:

The only shedding was some cash from the treasury and some imagination juice from our contestants....I however have been unable to shed the darkness that consumes me and It seems I will be forever bound in ignorance. 

same

Had I known there would have been more than 24 hours to propose art, I probably would have spent more than 20 minutes MS paint-ing a face on a screenshot of the monolith monkey from 2001: A Space Odyssey, at least I chose a good reference for this competition. Props to the winner for putting in the effort of drawing by hand The Creepy Lurkers face, a horse, uniforms, and a human body, I would have struggled even attempting something that bold.

4 hours ago, alyster said:

This is why we have doors on bedrooms. 

The door only makes it worse sometimes when they claw at the door to get in, multiple times over the entire day and night if the door is closed.

https://imgur.com/gallery/l2JNBd1

 

2001: A Creepy Odyssey

 

The Creepy Lurker, at the dawn of man, wielding the first weapon, preparing himself for the dangerous work of Lurking through the millennia.

 

Prizes = 

1st Place= Just competing for  cash

2nd Place= Just competing for  cash

3rd Place= Just competing  cash

Not competing for copy EU4

 

Yes this was made in MS Paint.