Awesomeface1122

Never.

Vitty?

batman joins up with my firmer colleagues and rips you to little bits and pieces.

I wish my men weren't such cowards.

Granted, but afterwards they go rogue and kill you.

I wish I had an army that wouldn't harm me and could defeat the rebels.

Granted, but you run over an IED placed by John McCain and explode into little bits and pieces.

I wish I had an army that would not harm me in any way; only kill ceaser so no one rules over Johny boy.

Rho

corrrectomento!

The Atacama desert.

WORLDS BIGGESR LOSER!!!!     

Correct.

Apparently we do... October is a month to be remembered here.

Granted, but  they instead terrorize you thinking that you are trying to kill them by boring them with your latin, and kill you.

I wish I kill all the Canadian terrorists so it remains peaceful.

lol biggest loser right here!   

Granted, but terrorists from Canada poison it, and Canada is reinstated a country.

I wish more people would look at my sports topic.

Granted, but it blows up in you face destroying all of America. 

I wish I could be the minister of defence for Canada.

Granted, but your own power destroys you as you destroy the world. 

I wish I could defeat the KGB-CIA

Granted but a random terrorist god mods and kills you by making you spontaneously erupt in fire.

I wish I was a soldier who never died.

NEVER!!!!

IC possibly?

Granted, but while you were eating I took your high powered sniper rifle and killed you, taking the fleet as well.

I wish I was faster than light.

Which prime minister of Canada first introduced conscription? 

John Hanson

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NEVER!!!

Augussy

What CN alliance should i join?

Granted but, america develops anti biological stuff.

I wish i was a pirate 

Granted, but america nukes you.

I wish i could be an astronaut

(BTW i re joined CN what alliance???)