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  1. Remind me to make you a bannerman if i start another playthrough Seems like you're Ahead of the game ok I'll show myself out now
  2. The good news is that you got decapitated so there's exactly 0 chance of you coming back as a zombie with stinky, rotten legs The bad news is that I have no idea whether you can get a new banner in the game or is it lost forever now. On a sidenote, this or the next update might actually be the very last update for the current Battle Brother playthrough. I kinda want to do a new playthrough and use experience from this playthrough to not make as many mistakes in the new one.
  3. Time to unveil the newly named recruits. Since no one volunteered, the following people have been... forcibly conscripted. The four will be joining us for the first few battles so they can accumulate some experience. Roster at the start Update 5 (part 2): "That belongs in a museum!" So the TKR mercenary company has been roaming around, taking contracts for quite a while. We need a goal, something to do. It was then decided that the next goal (aside from making shitton of money and fame) is to find a unique equipment. Unique equipment are on
  4. Whenever I get around to playing and posting the next part. You're already out of the reserve and in the frontline since Sargun and Micchan have to recover from their other, recoverable wounds
  5. Update 5 (part 1): The interlude With that disaster of a battle done with, the company went back to the nearest town to hire more men to replace the one that dies and to build up a strong reserve force so people can be substitute in and out if they get injured. Meet the new recruits Cannon Fodder 1 and 2 will be the frontliner for now until we decide what to do with brain-damaged Micchan and broken knee Sargun Shitty hunter is shitty because despite having a hunter background, his range skill suck ass. Nevertheless, Shitty Hunter w
  6. or won the battle by being a heroic cannon fodder, dying to give others time to kill the enemy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) iirc, in one of the previous battle, you got stabbed and have a hole in your lung or smth so you were on reserve for injury recovery
  7. Yeah quite amazed myself. Usually, when a character reached 0 hp, they have a very small chance to be struck down but survive the battle instead of outright dying. However, I might end up kicking out send them to retirement with pension since the permanent injury they received is a pretty big deal That or keep sending them into even more dangerous battle so they can die gloriously and I have an excuse to replace them. Either way works
  8. Update 4: The part where a lot of people die Before we begin, i'll tell you right now that by the end of this, quite a lot of people died. So ladies and gentlemen, start taking bets now on who perished. Alright first of all, remember last time when Awesomeness got (nearly) killed and suffered from a dislocated shoulder? Well, he got... sort of... replaced. So welcome our new recruit, Awesomeness! (again) Anyhow, onto the main part of the update. I'm afraid the first parts or so are pretty unevenful, consisting of the company going around doing odd errands wit
  9. Ha, that better be the case. The last bannerman, IC, died when an orc charged through the line.
  10. The good new is that you didn't die so congrats! The bad new is that you nearly die and might get dismissed and replaced! Broken elbow tanks melee attack and defense stat which is what shieldbearer are suppose to do. Though if you do get replaced, I'll name the replacement after you. mmm, I still haven't mess around with character customization yet (you need to find a town with a barber apparently). Thinking whether or not I should take Micchan's beard away or let her have a full on bushy beard. Decision, decision.
  11. Update 3: Easy money... or not The update in which the company went around hunting down small bands of monsters for some easy cash. For the first half of this update, it's pretty uneventful except for the part where Saintly Bloody faceplanted the ground while drunk and broke his nose so Hippo, who recovered from his near death experience, replaced him while he recovers Series of uneventful battles The part where things kinda went wrong Current roster
  12. Update 2: Greenskin Exterminator It looks like a lot of people are having problems with marauding greenskins. Taking advantage of this, we managed to snag up some contracts which will hopefully pay out easy money. The mayor of some town asked us to guard the town from any greenskin raiding party. While waiting around, we were approached by a slightly insane man who's willing to pay us money to go chop off a finger off a notorious soon-to-be executed criminal. So I asked Yir for help and... wait hold on a second. bro wtf. Unfortunately, there's no time to mourn for that fin
  13. well to be fair, it's pretty terrifying to be surrounded by 3 orcs and one of them just smashed your shield to pieces but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ anything can happen. Most important thing is that he didn't die retreating
  14. Update 1: Orcs and Brigands Nothing interesting happened at first. Went around and did some delivery missions and escort mission, no battle. That is until some nobleman hired us to kill a group of marauding orcs TKR vs Orcs With that messy business done with, 2 new recruits were hired Floating hippo, Resident Omnivore who will be replacing Redfive Sargun, Glorious Beard who will be in reserve for now. TKR vs Brigands Current Roster
  15. Nah not quite. Sure you don't have a shield but you get to sit in the back behind all the shield bearer. Polearms have a range of 2 tiles and can attack over the shieldbearer's shoulder. Same thing with bannerman. apparently, a banner counts as a 2 tile stabby spear Then again, in the obituary I posted, half of the people who died are backline people so who knows what'll happen Since several people died before I posted this thread, I don't mind "reviving" some people as new recruits. Just say the word! I'll post the next update in a few hours. Only thing
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