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24 minutes ago, Kebsla said:

 

1.Just drink its blood, though you may have to kill it if a dead one isn't already lying around.

 

2.Yes, they're smarter than your average horse and they shoot lightning out their horns.

 

3.Maybe.. you may never know till it's all over, but the curse you know is "for drinking Unicorn Blood is that if you don't drink it reguarly you start to hear the My Little Pony theme song constantly everywhere you go like Tinatus" 

 

4.Just a well known scientific fact Unicorn Blood makes you live longer like eating fruit and doing exercise. Maybe you get a couple days maybe you get a year.

Definitely not then.  A year isnt worth it for me. I dont even exercise, and that would give me more than a year

Really not enough info.  Do i have to kill the unicorn first?  Are unicorns intelligent?  Does it have the consequences to your soul like in HP?  How much longer do you live?

I have a gun but somehow dont have my phone?

I havent been struck by lightning, but I did have a laptop on my lap when lightning struck near to me.  It fried the laptop and shocked my lap.

If you ain't first, you're last

I use soda.  In highschool, we called it "fizzy mcshug shug" for the lulz

We have a few days to celebrate the day a pirate by the name of Billy Bowlegs landed and raided our area.  Theres a parade and the rich people get together and play pirate and shoot cannons.  Ive never been big into it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Bowlegs_Pirate_Festival

Thats about as close as it comes to a celebration of our area

In b4 blackie claims to never wash

Native australia

Crocodiles are scarier somehow

The Winnie the Pooh hephalumps and woosels song was pretty scary too

Stephen King's IT

Ive been watching bobs burgers lately.  Hilarious stuff

Anywhere you own the entire color on your turn.  You have to spread them out though.  So if you buy 3 houses on 1 color, you have to put 1 on each property.

I wear a grip6 belt.  They're amazing

https://grip6.com

Jericho style nuclear fallout.  It seemed a lot more realistic to me than fallout or mad max

Life before death, friend.

Always the dog

Comment intended to boost my audits forum score

If i didnt have work i'd be up later.  But as it is I'm asleep by 830 for work at 4

My first was charmander.  Id pick squirtle now, though

I think that they should be allowed to do whatever they want.  It wont be a part of my head canon, though.

Ffvii was 1997 and I play that on occasion

I grew up with 2% but weve been getting 1% and its not too bad

I'm not superstitious.  But I am a little stitious