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Benfro deserves his time as a shard, so ill say this is a good thing

definitely salty.  I'll take fries or a microwave burrito over ice cream any day

I dont watch anything with ads, so I wouldn't know

My mom used to take a knife and remove the @cob

What level of certainty do these people have of dying?  Do they consent?

5 hours ago, Joe Schmo said:

Showers save water if it's under 10 min. 

You don't use water when you clean.  Its not like the water disappears from the planet once it touches your skin

I've played fallout 76 and enjoyed it- I only quit because I was tired of the economy being ruined monthly by dupers

I did like 2 hours of elder scrolls online and it didn't click for me

So meh

My wife says i like to melt my skin in the shower

I'll do liters, but you're never going to convince me that meters or grams or Celsius make sense

I love sandwiches.  I tell my wife to get in the kitchen and made me one every day.

For legal reasons, my lawyer has advised me to say this is a joke

11 minutes ago, Indger said:

 

What are you both saying?

Lasik is a type of surgery they do with lasers to shape your cornea into the correct shape.

Geordie LaForge is a character from star trek who is blind, but has a prosthesis that looks like a shop vac filter that let's him see stuff plus does a lot of other junk.

I get big headaches wearing glasses.  My wife thinks its because I move my eyes instead of my head to look at stuff, so I'm not looking out if the center of the glasses.  I wore contacts in high school and did alright with them, but got out of the habit and haven't taken care of my sight since

D.  Geordie laforge

22 hours ago, DragonKnight1998 said:

IF ITS FLUID AND HAS STUFF IN IT THEN ITS A SOUP.

So is spaghetti a soup, since it just a sauce (fluid) with noodles in it?

What about cereal?

Not if you make it right.  

Yes.  

Wait.  You meant in game...

Yeah, I did a year outside of tkr and still have 0 friends outside of the aa

I am a psychopath.  I feel really guilty about it, too.

The last time doc did this, he behaved very admirably.  He kept spreadsheets of who had what amount of money, and made a nice profit for everyone involved.

I wouldn't be interested as my money is going elsewhere at the moment.

I go in spurts.  Im either all in or not interested though.  Like I spent an entire weekend doing pokemon go with my wife.  Like from sun up to bed time.  But then haven't played it in over a year since then.

I took the J & J

I said cold, but I think having less hours of sunlight wouldn't make me happy either

I prefer my spheres infused

Trick question.  In order to stay a certain age for the rest of your life, you have to die this year.  Im fine with aging because its a necessary part of progress

I know pieces of a few.  I took German and French in school and I taught myself pieces of Polish.