Bear

I'm a simple man. For me, all pizza are created equal and thus, equally as good.

Unless it's Hawaiian pizza or anything with pineapple on it. That crap can go burn in hell

31 minutes ago, TheCreepyLurker said:

Micchan always posts the best pictures: 

 

But can anyone decode this for me?  It's like the Matrix... 

 

I'm sure it's super funny or ironic or cool or scary or dumb or something.  I'm just not sure how to feel about it.   

Me and my hacker friends known as 4chan can use s0per advance hacking technique to decrypt that message. Gimme a moment

Annnndddd done. Here's the decrypted message. No need to thank us.

47 minutes ago, Awesomeness said:

When do I get back to fightin'?

Whenever I get around to playing and posting the next part. You're already out of the reserve and in the frontline since Sargun and Micchan have to recover from their other, recoverable wounds

Update 5 (part 1): The interlude

With that disaster of a battle done with, the company went back to the nearest town to hire more men to replace the one that dies and to build up a strong reserve force so people can be substitute in and out if they get injured. Meet the new recruits

Cannon Fodder 1 and 2 will be the frontliner for now until we decide what to do with brain-damaged Micchan and broken knee Sargun

Shitty hunter is shitty because despite having a hunter background, his range skill suck ass. Nevertheless, Shitty Hunter will be replacing Japan while Temp Marksman will either become a reserve archer or be put into the frontline depending on what happens

Which bring us to a few important decisions.

1) Should Micchan and Sargun take an early retirement?

I normally keep people if their permanent injury doesn't affect their role that much (e.g. Saintly Bloody is missing an eye which reduces his range skill but he'll never touch a bow anyway). However, the injuries both of them took are pretty bad. The choice is either kick them out dismiss them with pension and replace them with people from the reserve or keep them until they die in the field of battle

2) What should the new recruits be named?

Obviously, their names are a placeholder for now. I ran out of names for people so I'll need more names (and title) to give to the 4 new recruits. This time, it could be any kind of names you want, go nuts. Just remember that both the name and title box have a 14 letters character limit (space included). If I still don't have enough names then I'll simply keep using other TKR members name to throw into the meat grinder

And lastly, during the journey back to the town, the mercenary company met a rather interesting person.

An ominous threat of what's to come or a baseless rumor from a madman? Who knows...

I really should go around and rewatch Star Wars since the only memories of watching it involve young me going "wtf is going on? who's that guy, why is he doing that? oooo, cool pew pew scene"

7 hours ago, Awesomeness said:

Why am I in reserve? I coulda won that battle meself.

 

Ignore that i broke my something last time

or won the battle by being a heroic cannon fodder, dying to give others time to kill the enemy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

iirc, in one of the previous battle, you got stabbed and have a hole in your lung or smth so you were on reserve for injury recovery

Gib doggo

Bat

Most of the books I read before are not included in the poll. Here's a list of some of them, anything with a * symbol on it are stuff I have to read for high-school

• Watership Down
• Lord of the Flies
• Of Mice and Men*
• Great Gatsby* (I'm pretty sure most of us are forced to read this for school)
• Picture of Dorian Grey*
• War of the Worlds
• L’Étranger* (Thai version)

>be me, like watching anime so probably a weeb

>never ever read anything on the list before

Mine is on a daily rotation. This is the current one

 Nothing stopping you from making a long ass gif though the quality is questionable, no sound and it seem like you can't resize it

Don't mind the actual content of the gif, it's the first minute long vid that I found for testing

I don't think there's a way unless you manually convert the video into a gif

Unfortunately, no notable ancient bridges in Thailand. So have some modern one.

Rama IX bridge spanning across the Chao Praya river in Bangkok

Bhumibol bridge also known as the ring bridge spanning across the Chao Praya river too

2 hours ago, Deus said:

I was quite surprised that so few died

Yeah quite amazed myself. Usually, when a character reached 0 hp, they have a very small chance to be struck down but survive the battle instead of outright dying. However, I might end up kicking out send them to retirement with pension since the permanent injury they received is a pretty big deal

That or keep sending them into even more dangerous battle so they can die gloriously and I have an excuse to replace them. Either way works

Update 4: The part where a lot of people die

Before we begin, i'll tell you right now that by the end of this, quite a lot of people died. So ladies and gentlemen, start taking bets now on who perished.

Alright first of all, remember last time  when Awesomeness got (nearly) killed and suffered from a dislocated shoulder? Well, he got... sort of... replaced. So welcome our new recruit, Awesomeness! (again)

Anyhow, onto the main part of the update. I'm afraid the first parts or so are pretty unevenful, consisting of the company going around doing odd errands without any major injuries or death

Some of the (a bit boring) stuff we did

Apart from the battles, the frontline got shuffled a bit with people moving to and from the reserve. The next contract we got was to retrieve stuff from a crypt again (seriously, why the hell do people keep losing their valuable in the crypts?) . Sound easy enough right? just stroll in, bash in some doot doot skeletons (or zombies) and we're done. Well...

Necrosavants are basically vampires but instead of sexy gay twilight vampire, you get a half rotten undead pagan cultist. I dealt with them once before and oh boy was that a disaster. They heal by making everyone bleed, are hard to kill and worst of all, can teleport around willy nilly. To make matter worst, we have to deal with skeletons at the same time. I pretty much went into the fight expecting several people to die and oh boy they did.

Recommended music to listen to while reading this

TKR vs necrosavants and skeledoots

That's quite an adventure. One of the person in reserve will need to replace Koso for now while we'll definitely need to find a new recruit to take on Japan's crossbow. As for Micchan and Sargun, they might have to... retire early and be replaced due to their newly gain permanent injury being extremely detrimental to their combat role.

Current roster

On 11/14/2017 at 11:33 AM, Deus said:

Either the banner is safe with me or it isn't. Either way since I am immortal then if this body dies I shall return in a new one.

Ha, that better be the case. The last bannerman, IC, died when an orc charged through the line.

4 hours ago, anairyl said:

spam is gross.

what is Spam (the food thing that come in a can) anyway? Keep hearing about it as either being "damn good" or "worst thing ever"

6 minutes ago, Nizam Adrienne said:

Too much cute. Can't... take it... anymore... melts into a puddle

no plz, we need you when war come.

10 minutes ago, Micchan said:

Is that a fusion from Dragon Ball between anime girl and cat?

What's her power level?

Power level of cat wolfgirl. The strongest power level of them all

Actually, no idea. I have tons of random pics and gifs bookmarked. I think this one is Holo from Spice and Wolf from a long time ago. Other than that, can't remember anything else

11 minutes ago, Micchan said:

~cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat~

herpa derpa

On 11/6/2017 at 5:03 AM, Awesomeness said:

I shall not die

 

Hopefully

The good new is that you didn't die so congrats!

The bad new is that you nearly die and might get dismissed and replaced! Broken elbow tanks melee attack and defense stat which is what shieldbearer are suppose to do. Though if you do get replaced, I'll name the replacement after you.

8 minutes ago, Micchan said:

Accurate 

mmm, I still haven't mess around with character customization yet (you need to find a town with a barber apparently). Thinking whether or not I should take Micchan's beard away or let her have a full on bushy beard. Decision, decision.

Update 3: Easy money... or not

The update in which the company went around hunting down small bands of monsters for some easy cash. For the first half of this update, it's pretty uneventful except for the part where Saintly Bloody faceplanted the ground while drunk and broke his nose so Hippo, who recovered from his near death experience, replaced him while he recovers

Series of uneventful battles

The part where things kinda went wrong

Current roster