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What is a trex

2 hours ago, Tom said:

Wow... that's young...

Yep, we got married almost 15 years ago

My wife turned 9 today

Other: microwave

I did freedom spikes in highschool.

I'd really like to grow it out and dye it a soft pink, but that's unlikely

I took it to mean just today, but each snowflake anywhere in the world is it's own separate event

2 minutes ago, Doctor said:

My donuts have a hole in the middle. My circles don't. 

Then it is a cylinder

14 hours ago, Doctor said:

When you say side, do you mean faces or edges? If I had a 3D circle then it would have 2 faces, but if I drew a circle then it would only have 1 face. If you mean edges then it only has 1 edge.

If it's 3d, it's not a circle.  It is a donut

2.  The inside and the outside

My friends have legs, a table has legs

My friends have teeth, a teeth brush is for teeth.

My friends have eggs, eggs are eggs

Silver is money.  My friends do not have money

Silver is the odd one out

Lots of overly confident people obviously have no first hand experience with the speed of a running shark

I usually like to grow mine out past my shoulders, then feel ashamed by my church's culture and cut it short, and then feel ashamed for giving into the pressure and grow it back out.

Fun times

my grandpa used to call people turkeys.  "get out of my way, you turkey"

We've got fish, a leopard gecko and a dog

just got the Mega Man X legacy collection on sale on steam.  That game was dope

Lol wut

I've never been super into comics.  I have a few mlp omnibuses and the battle angel alita set.  

Depends on my mood.  I also can't choose between regular or peanut M&Ms

We have a fan, but my wife also likes to have the TV on to go to sleep.  So I have that too

I can roller skate.  Never tried rollerblading or iceskating

What do you need a non slip bath mat for?  You sit in the tub. 

Now a non-slip shower mat may be a different story

I think my hang up is I'm not a believer in luck, so my view of what luck could do is limited.  If I had the choice to do magic to make anything I want to happen happen, which is what a lot of y'all seem to think good luck is, I'd choose that

I can't snap with my left hand.  I only learned with my right hand like 5 years ago

9 hours ago, Micchan said:

Grumpy, has a better whale tier

I'd take doc over grumpy, but he'd probably keep his entire WC on his nation

I am in my job because it is a good work-life balance.  I am certainly not taking a job that is so toxic they need to pay 10x the going rate to get someone in the door.

Mental Health > Money