Laffopuritain

Hammock

If there are no consequences there is no point to doing it.

Even the feeling of satisfaction you'd get wouldn't exist, since that too is a consequence

The color orange was around before the earth, so definitely before the fruit

what do I answer if I have been on 12?

Foot

No option for an hour and 1 minute?

Just water.  That's all I use anyway

Indonesia is a pretty big place, so I'd think I could avoid the direct effects of the eruption for a hundred billion.  But I guess my decision would depend on if I got the money before or after.  I definitely wouldn't want a hundred billion dollars during the french revolution.  But if I am poor, I also think I could handle that

Had to think about this one.  There are things in my home I wouldn't want crushed by the pennies. 

I haven't been in a fight for a long time, so idk my pain tolerance for that sorta thing any more.  But I was about a hundred pounds lighter, so...

I get out of breath mowing the lawn any more.  I don't think I'd fare well

You can always tell a woman's true hair color by her pubic hair.

That's how I know my wife is naturally bald

Disclaimer: joke this be

Saint Bernard.  Owch

I own 2 that were given to us, but wish we didn't.  If I could somehow know they'd never be used for anything bad, I'd sell them in an instant.  I wish the government here did a buy back of them

But I go in kicks where orange juice is my favorite.  Usually it's apple though

Fun fact.  When a baby is lactose intolerant, a mother produces apple juice instead of milk.

Isn't nature wonderful?

Two.  But my wife usually hides them behind a bra

Dwayne Johnson holding a bird in each hand and smashing them together

On 2/21/2023 at 9:58 AM, Nizam Adrienne said:

Solid point that I could just quit my job and walk, I hadn't considered that.... If I just make the recommended 10k steps a day, I'm making more than I do at my job and I'm walking/stepping more than I do now so I'm getting more exercise. I'm switching my vote.

Because you can't quit your job if you suddenly had a million dollars instead?

3 hours ago, Opa-Athenalite said:

Y’all can call me the step master.
there are 60 minutes in an hour. 60 seconds in a minute. I ain’t Neva had nobody pay me $108 an hour.  N all I gotta do steady step a second…all I need to get paid is hop up out of bed …hell not even, I can step with my ass sitting down. 
 

fuck that mil. I got a career now ..

Hm.  I think I'd get tired

I had a mountain dew within 24.  an actual pepsi over a year ago

When writing I prefer decimals.  When speaking I prefer fractions.  Like at work, interest rates are written in decimals, but I say them in fractions.  Like .125 is an eighth

Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies.  

This means:

1) the statement would have to be a lie for this to apply.  Him simply being mistaken wouldn't do.

2) nothing says his nose wouldn't grow in other circumstances aside from his lying.  So maybe him saying "my nose will grow" will also result in a grown nose

Where's the other option?  What if the game gets called because a player has a heart attack?

winner winner chicken dinner

Neither one would accept me, but I suppose the wild west has at least a little more technology.  and I'd be able to read.  so