Kayser

English, not gonna die in Spain Spanish, not gonna starve in Japan, Japanese. And prolly going to pick up a few words here and there French. 

2 minutes ago, Sargun said:

http://i.imgur.com/bxMnIzG.png it's harder to make them reach the entire edge without sacrificing image quality, or I could just crop it down for you

 

Love ya bae <3

3 minutes ago, Sargun said:

http://i.imgur.com/lH4Qwrp.png here is the raw link if you want it

 

Thanks, man  One quick request. Could you make the orange table+swords take up more of the background? Like have the hilts kissing the edge of the image

Please and thank you to the folks who decide to take this on

I am looking for a new avatar. If you could shop the black TKR flag 

Into the background of this image. I'm looking for it to be kind of out of focus like the present background but I want to keep the blue and red coloring that is already there (just remove both sides of the face and replace with the flag). 

Heh

I didn't until i was away for Uni. 

On 3/9/2017 at 11:16 AM, Micchan said:

EXPLOSION!

This little chunni is best girl no question. 

I went by the nick "Tay" for a bit. 

Yes, both fiction and non fiction literature are being published more and more online. Resources to aquire these are becoming more mainstream and so are the tools we use to view them. The place where you go to get a library card is pretty much obsolete already. The functions it does do for the community could be taken over by some other city/town level government administration. 

20 hours ago, Chief Savage Man said:

When I was like 15, my parents made me go to a funeral for a great uncle. It was one of those awkward funerals where everybody knew the guy was a major league prick (beat his kids/wife, notorious cheater, hadn't spoken to his wife who lived in the same house as him for six years prior to his death) but also had to pretend everything was fine. On top of the general awkwardness and not giving a shit that this dude was dead, the service in the cemetery went on forever. Because it was a funeral and there were plenty of occasions to bow your head down, I got a lot of looks at the butt of the person in front of me, and the crux of this story is that the girl in front of me was my age or perhaps a few years older and had a GREAT butt. The combination of being bored and utterly uninterested in the ceremony and having essentially free reign to stare at this girl's butt led to a predictable result, and I ended up with a big woody. I'm not even sure how noticeable it was because in a situation like this, they all seem noticeable. I moved my hands from being clasped behind my back to being clasped over my package. Being a dopey kid, I kept trying to like press it down thinking that would make it go away but of course touching it in that situation just made it harder for longer and it didn't go away until the ceremony was over. I have no clue who the girl was, I know for certain she's not a cousin because I know all of my cousins and I am reasonably certain that she's not a relative of any kind because she had a more olive skin tone as opposed to the fair skintone of my people but I have literally hundreds of second and third cousins so its entirely possible I was ogling a shoestring relative of some type.

I can't fault a man for recognizing a great butt. But ya, my family is similarly large af and we get together every so often in reunions. I can't lie and say every so often I find a distant relative that I have never met before and end up attracted to in some way. Comes with the territory of a big family. 

15 hours ago, Queen M said:

Lady boners happen internally so we're able to hide a lot better. However, I did watch this thing on TLC awhile back about this woman who can't stop herself from having orgasms, no matter where she is. It's a legit medical condition and looks embarrassing af. 

I think I've seen the same thing. After thinking about it for a while and considering how I would feel if I had frequent, uncontrollable orgasms in public, I'd be so embarrassed. I felt so bad for her. 

9 hours ago, Dabawss said:

ok so, before you all get all judgemental and pious and shit, I was adopted so there's NO chance of blood relations..... that said, the 1st time i seen my one aunt (I was 14 she was early 20's).... you know the one, everyone has them, the "hawt" aunt? yeah well, she was hoooooootttt and **boing** mister happy showed his approval and wanted to get a closer look lol

We all have that aunt bro, no worries. 

2 hours ago, Micchan said:

I don't judge, hentai I read often have incest... and many strange things.

 

This thread just escalated. 

2 minutes ago, Chief Savage Man said:

only for white people

This is satire right :P.

The definition of the amendment has been reinterpreted to the point where it is basically at where I agree it should be at. Though, these interpretations could be  changed over time, so I would support editing it to meet the modern interpretation. 

Just for clarification, the interpretation I am referring to is government regulation on who, what and where you can buy guns. Guns are for responsible owners. 

Guns are but a tool for people to use, people are going to find ways to kill each other if they really want to. But that doesn't mean we have to make it easy for them to do so. 

threads evolve man. but I'm willing to discuss it somewhere else if he wants to. 

2 hours ago, Aegis said:

Humanity has *always* had easy, and unrestricted access to weapons.  If you have 0 tools, you can make dozens of lethal implements in a few hours out of nothing but stone.

 

Or, if silly people actually got their way and every gun on earth disappeared tomorrow.  I could make a single shot, slam fire shotgun for about $12 at home depot........

 

 

Or an AK-47 out of a shit shovel.

Since civilization began, the specialization of jobs done by humanity has delegated the vast majority of superior quality weapons to the class of citizens who are soldiers. So, unrestricted access to weapons is misleading. And even if that was the case, its you and your $12 single shot vs the government's cruise missile from over the horizon. What I find silly is people who think a gun behind every piece of grass will make everyone safe. 

How about we don't use the extremes from both sides of the argument to make what barely qualifies as a point. 

I've been reading Tower of God and Bastard. I recommend both. 

Ya, people will find ways to kill each other if they really want to. Doesn't mean we should give them an easy way to do it by having unrestricted access to weapons. If you're a responsible owner, sure. If not, bai. 

21 minutes ago, Texas said:

Yeah down here in America it's infested with liberals (not libertarians). Didn't even respect a dead soldier who fought for their country. Disgraceful

Ya and the new infestation of conservatives don't even respect people with different opinions than themselves, who are different from themselves, and who are not from the same country as themselves. 

>Ending your post with a single word.

You sound like Trump bro. Are his mannerisms infesting America that fast? 

Protip, the world is larger than America and the animosity is not for the soldiers, its for the people who send them to die. 

a lot of the time i just have blankness going on in my mind. Just taking in everything without thinking about it. 

5 minutes ago, Rin said:

 

new entry for Kayser's most shameful boner

Who said I am ashamed?

1 hour ago, Ryan Miller said:

One time in school, we had to line up side by side for team selections in a sport. It was physical education so I has shorts on. It all just happened and it was too noticeable. You can guess the rest of the story.

I see gym class has been a common factor in a couple of our entries now. 

How about the US just annexes Canada (and make it a state(s)), then the question on leaving will be decided. You can't. 

(parenthesesception) 

I mean us Americans have established that we're willing to kill each other to keep this shit going. Idk if the UK has demonstrated the same when someone has tried to leave, but then again I could be ignorant on the situation. 

10 minutes ago, Rin said:

That time when @Tormato asked me to join his harem and then backed out.

Want to join my harem instead?

I used to play the clarinet in middle school. 

42 minutes ago, Simon Susarte said:

'Murica 

 

For me, it was during a gym class. I had this crush that I wanted to ask out and I was practicing in my head how I was going to go about it. Sure enough I pooped one right in the middle of gym as we were doing our warm up exercises. Shit was obvious af and I had to not so subtly tame it as best I could. It was the topic of conversation between my friends for a good while.