emperorpenguin

So tempted to close this thread

Spheniscan Republic

1000-Spearmen-500
2-Stone Fort-1000

1-Siege Yard-300

1-Cog-200

(Using all of my 2000 credits saved up)

Playing as Burgundy next week because I am a little bitch

E.or aragon

As a scout comes to the kingdom to tell the king this news, his eyes light up.
"Make sure that paintings are drawn of these days."
"Yes sir"
"And send all of the men at arms to j51"

j51

10 minutes ago, Hooves said:

Let's take this time to remember the beautiful relationship between Castille and Aragon

 

 

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/yNlQWRM

The Spheniscan Republic does not enjoy being made a fool of. 200 spearmen, 250 men at arms, and 100 longbowmen are sent to j22 to destroy every man, rape every woman, kill every child, and burn every village. 

The commander goes with PLAN 2 - Fall back onto the defensive. The Commander of the Spearman Company realises that he has overstretched his hand and forms an orderly withdrawal across the plains, possibly triggering the militia onto a foolish offensive assault.

The Spearman quickly form a spearwall to defend against a frontal attack. They march forward slowly until their spears meet the enemy in battle. The shields are locked as the militia faces the outnumbered spearmen. If they get flanked, they will quickly fall into a schiltron formation to defend all sides. 

"Sire! Our forests are dangerously low on wood. We should conquer the land to the south!"
"k"

I send 200 spearman to:
j22

"Sire! The lands to the north have wonderful plumes of smelly material that explode when exposed to fire!" 

"When would I need that?"
"I have no idea."
"Perfect. Send 800 Spearmen, 250 Men-at-arms, and 100 Longbowmen North to claim that territory and join the Spheniscan Republic! Huzzah!"

g9

15 hours ago, Micchan said:

What kind of videos do you watch on Youtube?

 

When I play vidya who don't really needs audio like Age of Empires II (with the expansion forgotten empires) I play ASMR videos, moslty roleplays.

Those sounds relax me so I can resist to spam cobra cars during a rage induced by enemy monks.

 

Don't forget Pixellated Apollo, who has really great Total War Commentaries.

The Penguins of Sphenisca are too cold. Please send money to buy fleece sweaters like mine.

36 minutes ago, Bhuto said:

seems like micchan is still angry don't worry you will surely win the best newcomer award 

thx m8y

11 minutes ago, Micchan said:

Yes?

Vote me

@Micchan plz

Slavery:
a) Slavery is legal (30% lower labor cost, make your nation unpopular)
 
Religion:
b) There is an official religion, but it is not required to be practiced (+1% chance of rebellion, slightly more unified)
 
Women:
b) Women are not allowed in the military, but they can have jobs (Lower unemployment, less popular among women)
 
Alcohol:
a) Alcohol is illegal (+5% chance of rebellion, more intelligent citizens)
 
Voting (If allowed):
c) All adults can vote (No change)

The Capital is GC

Military:
LOGISTICAL:

10 Supply Wagons

INFANTRY:
1900 Spearman 
550 Men-At-Arms 
200 Longbowmen 

175 Pikeman

10 Healers
CAVALRY:
60 Cav Archers 

BUILDINGS:

1 Wooden Fort (GK)

2 Stone Forts (GC and GO)

1 Barracks (GI)

1 Stable (GI)

1 Siege Yard (GO)

1 Military Dock (GJ)

NAVY:
3 Cog

1 Caravel

1 Galley

2 Foot Transport Ships

1 Carrack

Population:

1.125 Million

Economics:
Total GDP at 1,687,500,000 Peng

GDP per Capita is 1125 SUM
1 peng is 1/9 of a SUM

I take the dark blue under Russia.

1 hour ago, Fanag said:

I lost Labourd in my war versus Castillo. Also emp don't give up so easily to pick up another strong nation to mess with me. I lost hard to Burgundy compared to how hard you are losing now! It seems somewhat ridiculous to pick Burgundy after a white peace and a minor rebel problem.

 

 

>Minor Rebel problem

>56 total rebel regiments

wut

e: But i'm going to stick with castille for next time, and then if they fail i become the burgundy

Well you forgot that Castile beat GB, and that Castile is absolutely FUCKED because of pretender rebels.

So I'm playing burgundy next time

Rank me plz.

@Hooves it be-hooves you to attend. 

@Floating Hippo I would be Floating (hippo) on cloud 9 if you attended the game today

@Bear have fun figuring out mine

although if you find a penguin that fits the image reqs and edit Christmas hat onto it I will pay you 1 mil

I was thinking that they could use this as the shitpost award:

3 hours ago, Woot said:

Sargun is like Rambo, every time there's some shit going down we call him out of retirement for one last job and it's always a fucking massacre.

 

Micchan is like Good Will Hunting, young shitposting savant that refuses to do anything with their talent.

 

Rin and I whore ourselves out for reputation points sometimes. But being a shitposter is a way of life, it's not something you can do part time.

I was going to write a long message in why Sargun is the bettershitposter but I'll just let woot do it.

Down with Robert E. Lee! Off with his legs!