emperorpenguin

I once slept for 26 hours. That was a weird feeling.

Quote

"What time is it?, I ask my mom, waking up from my slumber that I took at 5:00 PM, 6/14/15.
"7:00" she replied

"oh" I said

"PM. On the 15th"

1

Patriots 

Steelers

Cowboys

Falcons

@Bear @Rin

Texans

Steelers

Seahawks

Giants

Bookies are never wrong.

 well shit

AI revolution is ahead for all who play with me

Sports Goals: Finally get my team of 8s to get first and conference. Join the baseball team (because school is boooorrrrriing)

School Goals: Keep the ol' grades up. stay superior than Japan77 (<3). same old same old

Dank Meme Goals: Become a super memer forever. Get Micchan to join slack

My vote is for distributed players because I'm not in the mood for being in an eternal war with someone or the other. 

One of my friends bought me Stellaris ages ago. I've been playing a bit to shake off some noobiness and I've gone head to head with one of the advanced empires. I was destroyed, but it was good fun

CST Reporting in, 10 hours till new year.

On 12/29/2016 at 8:03 PM, Rin said:

and I think it would be hilarious to see @emperorpenguin accidentally awaken one.

 

Hey! Thats rude!

It won't be fun for me!

16 hours ago, Floating Hippo said:

IC got it for me :D! 

Looks like our Paradox community is growing. 

 

Could you use that extra cash to

idk

maybe

you could

you know

gib warhammer?

I'm in!

If we are going with vanilla, I prefer Atilla since it is amazing.

Honestly, King Of Spam thread is a god send. Now if Japan77 ever pisses me off, I can just tank his rep in 1 place!

My matchup this week is with IC. So first, lets look at some stats.

Team Infinite Citadel:

• Points for: 1525
• Points against: 1302.7

Blank Blank:

• Points for: 1541.3
• Points against:  1396.5

ESPN Prediction:

Matchups (with as unbiased as possible advantages):

Tyrod Taylor vs Matt Ryan: Obviously, Matt Ryan would be the favorite most times of the year. However, Tyrod Taylor is against a very weak Cleveland defense, giving him a possibility to break out to score a few extra points. However, Matt Ryan is against and even weaker San Francisco pass defense, putting him in a good position to score high. Adv.: Blank Blank.

Le'Veon Bell vs David Johnson: I know this isn't the real matchup but I just thought it would be fun to compare both of our star RBs and the backbone of our teams. Le'veon Bell is going against a Cincinnati team that surrendered 169 rushing yards in Sunday's 23-10 win over the Browns. His record-setting performance last week puts him in a good position to break out another big one this week. David Johnson is a consistent workhorse, giving me a good performance week after week. He's looking for Barry Sander's record this season, and will look to the Saints 27th ranked defense to take him one step closer. Adv. Draw

Jay Ajayi vs Spencer Ware: The shittier running backs on both teams. While Jay Ajayi hasn't been able to replicate his amazing few games in the beginning of the season, Ajayi will be a keystone part of the offense if the knee injury suffered by Ryan Tannehill on Sunday is season-ending as suspected. Ware's performance last week was sub-par to say the least, and he will look to bounce back with some better overall numbers against the Titans in Week 15. Adv. InfiniteCitadel

Amari Cooper vs Jordy Nelson: All I'm saying here is that Packers are against the Bears. Adv. Blank Blank

Jarvis Landry vs Emmanuel Sanders: Though Sanders' performances haven't always been amazing, Sanders has been targeted fewer than eight times just once this season. This gives him a great chance to bust out a big one this week, but he is facing a tough New England team. Landry's best receiving yardage total in 10 games was largely made up of a season-long 71-yard catch-and-run on a short pass in the first half. This makes Landry inconsistent, and, hopefully, he falls short against the Jets. Adv. Blank Blank

Jordan Reed vs. Dwayne Allen: Unless a fucking miracle happens, Dwayne Allen stands no chance against Jordan Reed. Adv. InfiniteCitadel

Davante Adams vs Kenny Britt: Kenny Britt also will get rekt by Davante Adams. My only hope is that Matt Forte comes back this week, or there is a clear Adv. InfiniteCitadel.

Ravens D/ST vs Bills D/ST: I have a waiver wire put in for the Bills special teams which will give them to me tomorrow. The Bills are facing Cleveland, but suck as a defense. The Ravens are facing Philli, but also suck as a defense. Adv. Draw

Dustin Hopkins vs Matt Prater: Washington is facing Carolina, Denver is playing the giants, I don't really care about kickers, Adv. I don't give 2 fucks.

Advantage: Too Close to Call. This is a nailbiter folks. Both sides have the opportunity to whip out a huge ass score. I have to pray that Forte comes back in order to really give me a good chance at winning, and not just losing by <10.

@Hooves @Chiron @Rin @Woot @Floating Hippo what say you?

Bruv the Legend of Bagger Vance was a fucking GOLD movie.

I apologize for any heartache/saltiness this post may create

After many hours of thinking, I have decided to join TUE

 

@Ulfric Stormcloak you even know galactic manatee is the better name! look at your PP!

2001 had all these great movies, and I can't decide:

I36